Pajiba Love 05/10/10 | Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People

Um, that list of worst moms is kind of bullshit. Ferris Buehler's mom was going to buy him a car with her real estate tip. And Serial Mom killed anyone who upset her kids. How is that bad parenting?

Ugh, Speed Racer. I saw that on a plane, of all places. Between that and the nerves, I was just nauseous.

I love soy milk. It's come a long way from tasting like acerbic shit.

Tea Party Jesus is weird. Is the Tea Party a categorize of racist homophobes? If so, their nomination platforms are gonna be hilarious! Hippies will finally combust in a bloody mist with suppressed fury.

Liam can rip off The Beatles all he wants. A lot of Oasis' music was excellent and The Beatles last released a studio album 40 FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!! I love them just as much as the next person, but you have to let it go.

Jedi Assholes put a smile on my grumpy mug. What's the point of the force if you can't wet down some boobies from across the street?

"Speed Racer" is one of the worst movies of all time, but I found a way to service perquisites from it. Now I can completely compartmentalize my memories, Alcatraz-style, in order to watch "Lost" and not scream death threats at Jack. I can piece out that planet-sized pile of horseshit for one hour per week. Thanks Waksiwoeshzwski Brothers!

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