If The Future's So Bright How Come I Don't Need Shades ...

If The Future’s So Effulgent How Come we Don’t Need Shades?

If a Future’s So Sparkling, How Come we Don’t Need Shades?

Or… Of Bubbles as great as Crystal Balls

July 2009 – With a 2010 update

 

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If a pretension of this square rings familiar, it is a take off upon a name of which elderly Timbuck3 strike from a early days of MTV, “The Future’s So Alert, we Gotta Wear Shades”. When we initial removed this strain we incorrectly remembered which a longing was to sunglasses rsther than than shades. But no, which was “I Wear Sunglasses during Night”, by Corey Hart. Or maybe we was meditative of ZZ Top’s, “Cheap Sunglasses”. But a discerning online check reliable which a Timbuck3 lyrics speak of a need for shades to strengthen ones eyes from a unequivocally splendid destiny described in a song. Oh, my unwell memory.

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